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by Tom Cole
© 2005


December 8, 2005


Going Bananas!
Winter Meeting Madness


Roger Clemens - Has he pitched his last major league game? Or will he sign on with the Rangers in Arlington?


The brain surgeons who run major league baseball never cease to amaze me with their acumen or extreme lack thereof.   The Washington Nationals trading for Alfonso Soriano??  Why is the only word that came to my mind as I heard the news early this morning and apparently others feel the same way, including Tim Kurkjian of ESPN.  The Washington ballpark is NOT a hitter’s park and they already have three second basemen who will come to camp in two months.  How could the high profile teams supposedly interested in Soriano not have made an offer that would have been more lucrative?  The Dodgers were supposedly in the hunt, but then Ned Colletti was also in

the hunt for a working cell phone as the Giants judiciously cut his connection on the first day of the meetings.  Of course, how could Colletti have not changed his cell phone as he was carrying the one provided for him by his FORMER employers and Dodger’s classic rivals, the SF Giants.  Again, these guys are brain surgeons and who am I to doubt what goes on in their minds???   In any case, Soriano will probably languish in Washington (unless they move him again, realizing they got a good deal) and his value will diminish when he becomes arbitration eligible and/or a free agent next winter.  


Alfonso Soriano doing what he does best - HIT!


The absence of offers to some players was not unexpected, ie. Frank Thomas and Mike Piazza.  Thomas is reportedly headed to Oakland but that remains to be seen, as clearly the highest bidder will get his services, limited at this time to strictly DH duties.   The name John Jaha comes to mind when I consider this scenario, another slugger at the end of a career with bad feet who was a DH for Oakland and found that to be too rigorous for his physique and retired, a disappointment to the A’s front office brass.  But Billy Beane may actually be the closest thing to a brain surgeon in major league baseball, given his track record, and until this deal is done, I will withhold

judgment.   Thomas is a “character guy”, one of the good guys in baseball and apparently (or supposedly) steroid free, even if he has suffered peculiar foot injuries (ala Mark McGuire) and sports a football-like physique (he did play football in college, so maybe that is not a red flag).   Piazza is another story.  The Twins may have interest, or some other American League team who needs a DH, but personally I am uncertain he can still perform, even if relegated to plate appearances only.   Thomas still produced, albeit in limited time last season, but Piazza went from one of the more feared hitters in the game to something a bit less than mediocre.  Time will tell.


Frank Thomas doing something he will never do again - play the 1b for a major league team.


Obviously the non-tendered arbitration to Roger Clemens is big news.  A legitimate free agent who would request and command a huge salary for the coming year, if he chooses to play.  The only realistic scenario for his return to major league baseball would be a May 1 appearance in Houston or signing on with the Rangers in the Nolan Ryan mode. Or retirement after the World Baseball Classic event.  After all, Clemens came back to the state of Texas, not unlike Ryan and moving to the Rangers who are the only team who might be able to accommodate his special needs (ie. time with his family when he is not pitching) and pay the requisite salary is an alternative.

The question of where Nomar Garciapara will end up is an interesting one.  Apparently he is no longer considered a “shortstop”, as his range has diminished, not to mention his

stature in the game due to an unseemly number of debilitating injuries.   Is he a third baseman, as he was last year for 34 games in place of Aramis Ramirez in Chicago?  Or an outfielder?  With limited range at shortstop, how could he be considered an outfielder who would be required to cover even MORE ground in the field???  Why no one has considered him at 2b (the Mets need a second baseman and have the money to sign him) or even at 1b (if his legs and range are truly a problem) is a bit beyond me, but then who am I to wonder?  Personally I have always respected Nomar, and think he can still hit if he is injury free, but that might be a big question requiring an incentive laden contract that I can see more than a few teams willing to offer, like Texas for instance given the fact they just got rid of their power hitting 2b.   Nomar might thrive in a hitter’s park in Arlington and the heat of the summers might be good for his aching muscles.

Trevor Hoffman, a fixture with the Padres


A bit of sanity does reign in major league baseball, as evidenced by the return of Bob Wickman and Trevor Hoffman to their respective teams.  San Diego, having retained Brian Giles as well, is showing itself to be a good place to play if the ‘fit’ is right, inspiring a bit loyalty in players who do not feel compelled to seek out the highest paycheck for their services in order to remain in what must be a good city in which to play and, more importantly, live.

The signing of Rafael Furcal, on the other hand is a bit mystifying.  While no one doubts his abilities, his apparent

stature as the second highest paid shortstop in the game is a bit incongruous for a speedy, average hitting, defensively gifted player.  Clearly he chased the dollars, and had no loyalty to a manager with whom he had established a good relationship and the organization, which had nurtured him from a teen phenom to a mature player.  Given the track record established by the Dodgers in recent years, it is a real gamble but he is a good player and let us see what else Ned Colletti can pull off in his first year as GM, acknowledging there are many more holes to fill on this roster he inherited from Paul DePodesta.  


Mark Loretta has been a valuable player for the Padres, with a lifetime .301 bating average, while Doug Mirabelli has a .241 batting average as a reserve catcher who specialized in catching Wakefield during his tenure in Boston.


AJ Burnett is worth five years at $55 million??  It is hard to believe a pitcher with a losing record over his career can command such a high salary.  Pundits believe the Blue Jays have made a grievous error in judgment, and I cannot disagree with them, given the fact Matt Morris is/was on the market (offered arbitration by the Cardinals at the last minute) and other proven starters (not all of whom come without some attached problems, ie. David Wells) are around.   Aside from a losing record, Burnett is perceived to have attitude problems, none of which hampered his ability to cash in big time this winter.  So what do I know?  I know only one thing, that I would have nothing to do with AJ Burnett if I was a general manager in the big leagues.   Additionally, there is a baseball website that rates players, offering comparisons and identifying similar players at the same time of their careers.  Needless to say, not one pitcher on that are truly memorable names with only Don Larsen

(noteworthy for his World Series perfect game, but nothing else) to be considered in a favorable light.  His signing is a joke of monumental proportions.

And WHAT are the Padres thinking about, trading away arguably their best player, Mark Loretta, for back up catcher with defensive skills and a notable lack of punch at the plate, Doug Mirabelli.  There has to be something more to this trade than meets my eyes, but I am mystified nevertheless.  Mirabelli is a nice player to have on a team but it is not a trade of equal value.  Certainly not in terms of money as Loretta makes $3 million and Mirabelli makes half that amount.  Perhaps they felt they had to unload salary to compensate for keeping Giles?  Who knows?  But Loretta has been considered the sparkplug of the Padres offense and their offense languished when he was on the DL last year.  In any case, with the NL West being arguably the worst division in baseball, seemingly every team in that division is trying their best NOT to win it.



Doug Mirabelli, a defensive specialist behind the plate but a weak hitter.


So the Hot Stove League has suddenly become more interesting… put 32 general managers together in one hotel (uh. Excuse me.. 31 as Boston has yet to hire one) and anything is possible, akin to their collective psyches combining to form one Dr. Frankenstein who is bent on creating something out of nothing in their respective corners of the Wyndham Hotel in Dallas.  Only time will tell the story about the sagacity of their moves, but it is an interesting time for observers of the game.